This is why I’m not allowed to make puns
can i have a fork
do you have a metal one
i planned this for days guys why wont you love me
Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity.
oh my god, you tried
Colton Haynes shirtless in Arrow
you can tell by the way i use my walk, i’m a woman’s man, no time to talk
that feeling when you told someone about a book or a movie or an artist or a show and they tried to keep putting it off and putting it off and when they finally indulge in it they fucking love it and you’re like
*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET
How many ears does Kirk have?
Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…
and the final front ear
I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame.